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Shiny and shifty and lunacy

♓ Pisces: February 19–March 20:

Have you ever grown an avocado? Like a seedling breaking through the other side, you’re giving up on all those bad habits…and…watch…new opportunities will emerge in the coming week!! Embrace them with open arms and watch as they blossom into something beautiful.

♈ Aries: March 21–April 19:
No one is safe from your chopping block right now as you cut people out of your life that are just dragging you down. Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, you are on the brink of transformation. Embrace the process and trust that you will emerge more beautiful and vibrant than ever before. And butterflies are actually flying dragons, so your enemies better run.

♉ Taurus: April 20–May 20:

The song of the birds is a reminder to sing your own unique melody. Embrace your individuality and let your voice be heard, for it is a beautiful and powerful thing. This week you have the chance to become like She-Ra, the master of your universe, except imagine She-Ra with dollar dollar bills.

♊ Gemini: May 21–June 21:
Put down your weapons. The wind whispers secrets of change in your ear. Allow it to carry you forward on its gentle breeze and you will find yourself in a new and exciting place by week's end.

♋ Cancer: June 22–July 22:
The moon's phases are a reminder that everything in life is cyclical. Embrace the ebb and flow of the universe and trust that everything will come full circle in due time and this week is your moment to check your reflection an see what we see. You are flipping amazing. We love you. You love you. Let’s go and party!

♌ Leo: July 23–August 22:

Finally you’ll get your stage and we will all admire you and copy your looks, and ask you for your lip gloss colour. An influencer’s life is a wild journey, full of twists and turns. Embrace the unknown and trust that every step you take is leading you closer to your ultimate destination (the cover of your mom’s glossy magazine).

♍ Virgo: August 23–September 22:
OMG a new challenge? You little rockstar! The stars have aligned in your favour even as you are pulled outside your comfort zone (which is easy), casting a brilliant light on your path ahead. Keep your eyes on the heavens and your feet on the ground, and you will reach your destination with ease.

♎ Libra: September 23–October 23:
Because you love things in balance you’ll take on two huge promises under the full super moon. The sun shines down upon you at all times, warming your spirit and illuminating your path. Bask in its glow and allow its energy to fuel your journey. You’re going to reap the harvest of your commitments.

♏ Scorpio: October 24–November 21:
Stop with the heart eyes, we get it. You’re in love. Ugh. The rhythm of nature is a symphony that surrounds us at all times. Listen closely and allow its beauty to inspire you in the week ahead and write some sappy love songs. We promise to not mock you.

♐ Sagittarius: November 22–December 21:

You’ve got some woowoo divine goddess magic on your side. You are the voodoo child of the zodiac this week. This is the big one. You’ve been so low lately, but just as the waves of the ocean ebb and flow, so too will your fortunes rise and fall. Stay steady in the face of adversity and ride the tide of life to success.

♑ Capricorn: December 22–January 19

Wishes can come true this week, but you need to wear the noise-canceling headphones of life. The forest beckons, offering solace and serenity amidst the chaos of daily life. Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air and connect with nature, and you will emerge refreshed and renewed and everyone will want to be just like you and glow!

♒ Aquarius: January 20–February 18:

Like a tree, you have deep roots that anchor you to the earth. You’ve been in a winter that has lastest for more than two years and your bark is ready to burst with the sap that is boiling and pushing to get out of you now. It’s happening. You’re going to break out of the darkness and be like spring itself. Draw strength from your roots and stand tall, unyielding to the pain of the quick growth up and out.