February 28 - March 5
Basic
The goods are straight and deep this week.
♓ Pisces: February 19–March 20:
In the second half of this week, you may find your focus shifting towards your home and “family” which means whatever you feel in your heart on Wednesday. Remember to listen to that fishy heart all week and follow your innate intuition. You can call on creativity and colouring to make the most of the opportunities that come your way. Sharpen those crayolas.
♈ Aries: March 21–April 19:
You'll be feeling particularly adventurous and daring midweek, and might have a restless Tuesday night while it comes on with a rush. The forest is calling to you, urging you to explore its depths and discover its secrets. Follow your instincts and embrace your inner wild child, but remember to keep your feet firmly planted on the ground.
♉ Taurus: April 20–May 20:
It’s predictable, but come Wednesday morning, you’ll be particularly grounded and connected to nature. Spend some time outside, perhaps in a quiet corner of the forest, and allow yourself to sink into the earth. Listen to the rustling of the leaves and the songs of the birds - they have much to teach you. Strap a birdfeeder to the brim of your hat and get outside.
♊ Gemini: May 21–June 21:
Red squirrels are typecast for being social and chatty, and so are you — moreso than ever if you’re not in bed recovering from over-exerting your magnetism in the neighbourhood again. You may find yourself drawn to the bustling communities of the forest, where all sorts of creatures gather to share stories and gossip. Embrace your extroverted side, but be mindful of the information you share - not everyone has good intentions (fat black squirrels especially).
♋ Cancer: June 22–July 22:
You may find yourself taking on a leadership role in your forest community, offering guidance and support to those who need it. Remember to take care of yourself as well - whittle yourself a ladle that fits your puffy lips in the most perfect swirl. Don’t share it — even though you’ll be tempted. Fill up on your own soup before you serve it to the rest of the birdies.
♌ Leo: July 23–August 22:
Predicable and obvious, you'll be feeling particularly confident and charismatic. You may find yourself drawn to the spotlight, basking in the adoration of those around you while you teach them how to peel an orange (even though we all know how, Leo, honestly, it’s not rocket science, but we’ll let you have the floor). Too much attention can be overwhelming - make sure you take some time to yourself to recharge. Go entertain another crowd.
♍ Virgo: August 23–September 22:
You’re a jacquard sweater on the sale rack this week, analytical and detail-oriented. You may find yourself poring over the intricacies of the forest ecosystem, fascinated by the delicate balance of life within it. Remember to take a step back and appreciate the bigger picture - there is beauty in simplicity as well. Take a picture of the bigger picture and use it as a screen saver.
♎ Libra: September 23–October 23:
You may find yourself drawn to the tranquil corners of the forest, seeking inner peace and stillness. Take this time to reflect on your relationships and connections with those around you - are they in harmony with your true self? Are you Dwight Schrute or are you Ryan the Temp? Or are you Charles Miner. Get okay with being all at once.
♏ Scorpio: October 24–November 21:
Thursday comes and you are drawn to the darker, more mysterious corners of the forest, seeking out hidden secrets and truths. Remember to keep your emotions in check - too much intensity can be overwhelming for those around you. Wrap yourself in puffy jackets and big pants to contain your vibes.
♐ Sagittarius: November 22–December 21:
In areas of the kitchen, laundry, and bedroom, you’ll be particularly adventurous and free-spirited. You may find yourself wandering deep into the forest, following your intuition and trusting your instincts. But remember, the forest can be a dangerous place - stay alert and be mindful of your surroundings. And by “forest” I mean the mall.
♑ Capricorn: December 22–January 19
Mushrooms will repulse you for their gossip and tastelessness at parties. You might be more like a pineapple this week, setting lofty goals for yourself and working tirelessly to achieve them. Remember to take breaks and allow yourself to rest - even the mightiest trees need time to grow — and you’re going to need to get mighty by May.
♒ Aquarius: January 20–February 18:
Rememeber when you kept seeing foxes, and then your life fell completely apart when they said it was falling together? You’re now in the pit of the strangest forest of your life, and the trees do not make sense. Don’t worry, you can still climb to the higher branches for a gulp of sunlight and maybe a glimpse of where you’re headed. Luckily you’re never alone, and you can fill your pockets with forest debris to remember this time and keep souveniers from the weird trip. No one will believe you.
